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Outfitting Department of Brooklyn Superhero Supply

I visited this wonderful store while on my trip to New York and bought a few gifts for friends back home, which everyone loved!

Unfortunately, I ended up at the airport going through security checkpoints with boxes labeled “Particle Gun” and “Thunder Inducer” in my bag – on top of that, the “Thunder Inducer” looks just like a stick of dynamite when viewed through the x-ray machine.

After the TSA agents all had a good laugh at the contraband I was trying to export from their country, their boss took me into an office to inspect everything and let me go on a promise that I won’t take out any of this stuff on the plane.

oh my god

i want to go here right now